How to be happy

Being happy is easy. Just follow the steps below to live happily.

Have a best friend.
Hey, who doesn't need a friend who knows everything about you, and tells you all the wrongs you did? We all do something bad once a while, and we all need someone to blame when it happen, so a best friend will be your best shot on blaming. ;)

Have a foe.
Not to fight with him or anything violent or stupid, but hey, life is wonderful when you get to laugh at someone right? Laugh at how miserable he is, how ugly his girlfriend is, and how much he sucks. When depressed, think of him and you quickly got a dose of happiness. Who else's gonna be the sucker when you're telling a lame joke?

Have a dream.
Who doesn't need a dream. Without dreams, you are just like my hamster, trapped in a mortal body. A dream makes us happy when thinking about it, and hallucinating yourself is better than getting high on drugs. If you can achieve your dream, or on the pursuit of it, good for you! go on, now you can laugh at those idiots who have no dreams.

Have a break.
Take a break from the tension life you are living, if you think so. Everyone needs to chill out, glaze at the sky, and mind left blank once in a while. It's not a crime, unless you abuse it for procrastination. A kit-kat at that time is a plus, trust me.

Have a hobby.
Or even better, a weird one. If you like to collect rubber ducks, or you like to paint abstractly in the nude(using no canvas and no brush), whatever weird hobby is better than no hobby. But for those extreme ones, it's better you keep that to yourself and entertain yourself.

Have an income.
It's always happy making money. Especially hard earn ones. Whether it's making money from doing part time jobs or illegal betting(like poker), spending your own money gives you the feel of being the boss, and who doesn't like being the boss? I don't care how I make money, I care how I spend them.

Have a lover.
Ah, love. Go court a girl, be successful, and then sweet-talk all you can with her. It's one of the pleasures since the ancients, even Alexander the Lame can't resist it. You can bring her for dinner, hold hands, hug, do something silly, or even try something EXCITING. "parental discretion advised"

Lose a lover.
Losing a lover means being a bachelor again. Hey, what's wrong with that?! I can eat whatever style I like, I decide when I should fart, and I get to eye EVERY girl that cross my path.
Don't be jealous you all.

Have another lover.
This time, you know the trick. Where to go when to do it what to do how to do it, everything. Because skills grow with experience, you made sure this is a bullseye when you set your target.

Have a favourite singer.
Songs from your favourite singer(s) touch your sweet spots, either make you real happy or real sad. Being sad is being happy too, if you look at the flip side of it. Look at those Bieber fans who got Bieber fever, they are oh so happy. Why? because they have a freaking favourite singer, eventhough he's a sissy.

Fail.
Ya, failing plays a big part in your life. If you have never failed before, it's like winning every time you play a video game. It's no fun. You have to lose to enjoy winning, then you will come back for more. This part is easy, you fail everyday I believe.

Be sad.
It's the same as failing. You gotta know how "sad" feels like, before you can indulge in happiness.


Last but not least:


HAVE A LIFE.
It's useless if you are just a piece of fat meat on top of a cold, silver table, and one big ass dude pokes you with his knife.
Live on, then you will have your part of the pie of happiness.
Patience is a virtue.

对，我叫 Roti Canai Telur Bawang

进了拉曼大学，不知不觉已经一个学期，期末考又来了。
这里没有什么考试的埋怨，只是想让大家见识见识社会，金钱换来的东西都是成正比的。
你付这样的价钱，别想要求太多。

拉大的食堂，杂饭鸡饭真的不错，价格合适，所以我没有怨言。
反而呢，在面包啊小食啊这些东西上，却跟我皮包过意不去。
在此附上一个价值为RM1.60的面包：

看看这面包，第一眼应该会觉得很不错哦，还有芝麻，而且隐约看得到里头的香肠，对吧？
对对对，里面的却是香肠。但是不是条。换个角度：

还有千岛酱咧！这时候的你们应该会想：弘凯啊，你不要这么挑剔啦，有面包吃不错了，还是看起来挺不错的嘛！
诶说回来，香肠有了，量词是条啊，怎么我说不是条呢？

看看照片再说！

因为不是条！是半条！
香肠从上面的角度看，以为是完完整整好好香香吃起来爽爽的，岂知道是半条！
另外一半不见了！

芝麻很多？请重新考虑！

只是摆放在你看到那一面的面包，是有芝麻的！
另外一面，跟剥了壳的鸡蛋一样，滑嫩嫩的！（SKII）
高招高招。


整体来说，用餐的心情有点烦躁，加上丁点的无奈和无限的佩服，真是百感交加。
一个面包，可以对我如此大影响，真是不简单。
明白吗？一方面气愤，很像被欺骗了，另外一方面就像上了一堂人生课，充实又富有智慧。
脑袋归脑袋，肚子依然不饱，而且味蕾也申述，为什么整体感觉很单调，很像听unplugged音乐。因为很大部分时间是在嚼面包，香肠和芝麻的成分，比例不成正比。

所谓一分钱一分货，非常理解这道理。
来到八达岭再也这地方，我已经有心理准备不会迟到便宜又好的东西了。
所以只是稍微的诧异了一下，就回过神了。
谁叫我口袋没有几分钱。


我没有投诉，也不是埋怨。
想跟大家分享的，是，东西不可貌相。
Looks can be very deceiving.
这跟我一样。
很多人说我丑，其实，我只是帅得不明显而已。

你会不会忽然的出现，在街角的咖啡店？
:)

一个人

一個人　眺望碧海和藍天～

孤单。
这两个字，似乎是病疫，人人皆害怕染上，更害怕让人知道。
为了逃离孤单，选择了接近人群，接纳接受人群，无法尝试一个人的滋味。
哪里多人，就往哪里去。无路可走，就寻找一样恐惧的人，互相安慰，自己告诉自己你没有孤独。
渐渐的，每每一个人的时候，就充满罪恶，社交网站充斥着你的身影，寻找那一丝的依赖。

一个人的滋味，为什么会难受呢？
那是你自个儿定义的吧？
一个人的甜，是因为你没有尝试，所以并不知道它的存在。
一个人看电影，一个人走街，一个人和咖啡，都是悠闲自在的表现。
那种感觉，是电话一直在身边打扰你所体会不到的。
谁规定一个人的电影就不能感动落泪？
谁说一个人走街一定是怪胎？
一个人的咖啡，苦中带甜，越品越醇，越醇越香。

抱歉，这不是没人爱。
在这个年代，只要你在，总会一群人随时在身旁等待。
选择不依赖，然后变得更自在。

很久以前，我尝试一天不说话了。
下个目标，就是一个人的一天，体会普通一个人的感觉。
有人要一起参与吗？ =)


我只是想离开

HOW TO BE ALONE by Tanya Davis

If you are at first lonely, be patient. If you've not been alone much, or if when you were, you weren't okay with it, then just wait. You'll find it's fine to be alone once you're embracing it.

We could start with the acceptable places, the bathroom, the coffee shop, the library. Where you can stall and read the paper, where you can get your caffeine fix and sit and stay there. Where you can browse the stacks and smell the books. You're not supposed to talk much anyway so it's safe there.

There's also the gym. If you're shy you could hang out with yourself in mirrors, you could put headphones in (guitar stroke).

And there's public transportation, because we all gotta go places.

And there's prayer and meditation. No one will think less if you're hanging with your breath seeking peace and salvation.

Start simple. Things you may have previously (electric guitar plucking) based on your avoid being alone principals.

The lunch counter. Where you will be surrounded by chow-downers. Employees who only have an hour and their spouses work across town and so they -- like you -- will be alone.

Resist the urge to hang out with your cell phone.

When you are comfortable with eat lunch and run, take yourself out for dinner. A restaurant with linen and silverware. You're no less intriguing a person when you're eating solo dessert to cleaning the whipped cream from the dish with your finger. In fact some people at full tables will wish they were where you were.

Go to the movies. Where it is dark and soothing. Alone in your seat amidst a fleeting community.

And then, take yourself out dancing to a club where no one knows you. Stand on the outside of the floor till the lights convince you more and more and the music shows you. Dance like no one's watching...because, they're probably not. And, if they are, assume it is with best of human intentions. The way bodies move genuinely to beats is, after all, gorgeous and affecting. Dance until you're sweating, and beads of perspiration remind you of life's best things, down your back like a brook of blessings.

Go to the woods alone, and the trees and squirrels will watch for you.

Go to an unfamiliar city, roam the streets, there're always statues to talk to and benches made for sitting give strangers a shared existence if only for a minute and these moments can be so uplifting and the conversations you get in by sitting alone on benches might've never happened had you not been there by yourself

Society is afraid of alonedom, like lonely hearts are wasting away in basements, like people must have problems if, after a while, nobody is dating them. but lonely is a freedom that breaths easy and weightless and lonely is healing if you make it.

You could stand, swathed by groups and mobs or hold hands with your partner, look both further and farther for the endless quest for company. But no one's in your head and by the time you translate your thoughts, some essence of them may be lost or perhaps it is just kept.

Perhaps in the interest of loving oneself, perhaps all those sappy slogans from preschool over to high school's groaning were tokens for holding the lonely at bay. Cuz if you're happy in your head than solitude is blessed and alone is okay.

It's okay if no one believes like you. All experience is unique, no one has the same synapses, can't think like you, for this be releived, keeps things interesting lifes magic things in reach.

And it doesn't mean you're not connected, that communitie's not present, just take the perspective you get from being one person in one head and feel the effects of it. take silence and respect it. if you have an art that needs a practice, stop neglecting it. if your family doesn't get you, or religious sect is not meant for you, don't obsess about it.

you could be in an instant surrounded if you needed it

If your heart is bleeding make the best of it

There is heat in freezing, be a testament.